Gross
Wait, Cara, I forgot to tell you that I can’t come tomorrow!
I’m so sorry, but thanks so much for the invite
Also the ladle thing did sound sexual
WHAT?
I already texted several guys saying they need to
look good because my hot cousin will be there
I even made you a hat with some mistletoe glued to the top!
What are you doing instead?
You’re not going to be sitting alone doing those weird Chewbacca Sound Tutorials, are you?
I’ve told you, it’s not healthy
Nope, I won’t be doing that
I’m going to be at a wedding
Which wedding?
Guess
You’re not…
I am!!
Leonardo DiCaprio’s?????
What?
What are you even talking about?
WHY would you think I’d be going to Leonardo DiCaprio’s wedding?!?!
I heard a rumor he might be getting married in London
Is he even engaged??
I honestly don’t know
I think someone tweeted something
Sounds like a reliable source
What wedding are you going to????
Wait
Not Lady Cordelia’s??
YES
