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She scoffed and rolled her eyes again. “So what do you call all that stuff that happened earlier, if it’s not flirting?”

I walked all the way up to her and stopped right in front of her. Her eyes widened and she swallowed so hard I could hear it.

“Trust me, Ash, you will know when I’m flirting with you.” I fixed my eyes on her in that way that I knew made women take their panties off for me. I’d never met a woman that hadn’t done that when I’d looked at them like this. I moved closer still, eyes locked on to hers, trying to convey the depths of my desire for her. Her and I both naked. Me driving into her over and over again.

She cleared her throat nervously and took a wobbly step back. “Right, I have a drone to, uh . . . uh . . .” She dashed off quickly, throwing me one last look over her shoulder as she went.

“Good luck,” I called, and gave her the most innocent-looking smile and wave that I could. Even though my thoughts were very far from innocent.

CHAPTER 33

Ash

Max was asleep. I hadn’t meant to see, but the drone had caught some footage of him through his huge window, passed out on the bed, as I’d done a low flyby just over the water. The second I was done with my drone shot, I rushed back to my room. I hadn’t updated my friends in days, and so much had happened.

Ash:Max and I had a moment!!!! Well, several moments.

Sarah:What kind of moment?

Ash:A sexual kind.

Sarah:How sexual?

Ash:I’ve basically been having the best sex of my life and we haven’t even had sex!

Yo:HAHAHA! I have no idea what the hell that means?

Ash:It means that the sexual tension between us is just soooo intense.

Yo:Are you saying you’re going to have sex with him?

Ash:I sort of tried to last night but then I got bitten by a snake, so that kind of put an end to it.

Sarah:YouWHAT?

Melusi:Hang on, is snake a euphemism for dick?

Ash:No! Like an actual fanged fucker.

Ash:Look.

I quickly sent through a photo of the bite marks on my ankle.

Sarah:You okay?

Charlie:WTF?

Melusi:OMG. Are you okay?

Ash:I’m fine. It wasn’t poisonous.

Frank:Snakes are venomous, not poisonous.

Charlie:Seriously Frank. That’s what you’re choosing to contribute to the conversation right now?

Frank:It’s a very common misconception though.

Charlie: