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Science Fair Winners Announced
by Rafael Menendez
Science students entered 21 projects in the Albert Einstein High School Science Fair. Several projects advanced to the New York City regional competition, which will be held next month. Senior Judith Gershner received the grand prize, for slicing a human genome. Earning special honors were senior Michael Moscovitz for his computer program modeling the death of a dwarf star, and freshman Kenneth Showalter for his experiments in gender transfiguration in newts.
Lacrosse Teams Win
by Ai-Lin Hong
Both the varsity and junior varsity lacrosse teams beat their competitors this past weekend. Senior Josh Richter led the varsity team to a stunning defeat of the Dwight School, 7–6 in overtime. The JV defeated Dwight by a score of 8–0. The exciting games were marred by a peculiarly aggressive Central Park squirrel that continuously darted out onto the field. Eventually it was chased away by Principal Gupta.
AEHS’s Princess Spends Spring Break Building Homes for Appalachian Poor
by Melanie Greenbaum
Spring break was a working holiday for AEHS freshman Mia Thermopolis. Mia, who, it was revealed last fall, is actually the sole heir to the throne of the principality of Genovia, spent her five-day vacation helping build homes for Housing for the Hopeful. Said the princess of her sojourn in the foothills of the Smoky Mountains, building two-bedroom homes for the underprivileged: “It was okay. Except for the whole no-bathroom thing. And the part where I kept hitting myself in the thumb with my hammer.”
Senior Week
by Josh Richter, senior class president
The week of May 5–May 10 is Senior Week. This is the time to honor this year’s AEHS graduating class, who have worked so hard to show you leadership throughout the year. The Senior Week Events Calendar goes like this:
Mon.
Senior Awards Banquet
Tues.
Senior Sports Banquet
Wed.
Senior Debate
Thurs.
Senior Skit Nite
Fri.
Senior Skip Day
Sat.
Senior Prom
A Note from Your Principal:
Senior Skip Day is not an event sanctioned by school administration. All students are required to attend classes Friday, May 9. In addition, the request made by certain members of the freshman class to lift the sanction against under-classmen attending the prom unless invited by upperclassmen is denied.
Notice to all Students:
It has come to the attention of the administration that many pupils do not seem to know the proper words to the AEHS School Song. They are as follows:
Einstein Lions, we’re for you
Come on, be bold, come on,
be bold, come on, be bold
Einstein Lions, we’re for you
Blue and gold, blue and gold,
blue and gold
Einstein Lions, we’re for you
We’ve got a team no one else can
ever tame
