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Flashdance
Bring It On
The original Star Wars, and
Honey
all of which have a similar theme—girl must use her newly acquired talents (dancing) to save herself/relationship/team (well, okay, this is not the plot of Star Wars so much. Well, it is, but you have to substitute the word “girl” with “boy.” And dancing with the Force).
So, you can see why I like them so much.
But Michael’s top five movies—not including the original Star Wars, of course—are totally different from mine. There is no single underlying theme to them at all! They’re all over the place, theme wise! And most of them, I don’t even know WHY he likes them. There is not even any dancing in them.
Here is a glimpse into the Weird World of Boys and the Movies They Like:
TOP FIVE MOVIES MICHAEL LIKES
(NONE OF WHICH I HAVE SEEN,
OR EVER WILL):
The Godfather
Scarface
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Alien, Aliens, Alien Resurrection, etc.
The Exorcist
TOP FIVE MOVIES MICHAEL LIKES (THAT I HAVE SEEN, NOT INCLUDING THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS, OF COURSE):
Office Space
The Substitute
The Fifth Element
Starship Troopers
Super Troopers
I would just like to point out that none of the above movies have dance numbers in them. Not one. In fact, there is no common underlying theme in any of them, with the possible exception of the fact that the guys in them all have super-cute girlfriends.
Basically, men and women have entirely different expectations in their movie-viewing fare. Really, given all that, it is a wonder any of them get together to Do It at all.
On second thought, this is probably not a topic Ms. Martinez would care to read about. Although I find it educational, I doubt she will.
She probably never goes to the movies, because they are so pop culture-y. She probably only goes to films, like the ones they show at the Angelika. I bet she doesn’t even own a TV.
My God. No wonder she’s the way she is.
HOMEWORK
PE: n/a
Geometry: exercises, pages 20–22
