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HER DEMANDS!!!
She says to meet her in the third-floor stairwell right after lunch, where she’ll tell me what she wants to maintain her silence.
I didn’t know the popular people knew about the third-floor stairwell. I thought that was the sole reserve of the geeks.
God, I wonder what she wants. What if she, like, wants to be my best friend?
Seriously! Like what if she wants me to pretend to like her so she gets HER picture in Us Weekly alongside mine? Or so she can come along to the next royal wedding I attend and schmooze with Prince William? You so know she’s just WAITING for a chance to get him alone so she can show him why her name is the one most often scrawled on the stall doors of the AEHS boys’ rooms (according to Boris).
But wait…what if that’s not it at all? What if she doesn’t want me to pretend to be her friend, but instead, she wants my resignation as president—so SHE can be president????
It’s totally possible. I mean, she never really DID get over my beating her in the election. I mean, she PRETENDED not to care—telling everyone after she lost, that being student body president is stupid anyway, and that she didn’t know what she was thinking, ever running for the post in the first place.
But what if she’s changed her mind? What if she doesn’t REALLY think it’s stupid after all, and wants my job?
Although would that necessarily be the worst thing? I mean, being president is a lot of work for basically nothing. I haven’t gotten even a single thank-you for the recycling bins.
And I know the signs on them are spelled wrong, but still.
Although if Lana demands my resignation, at least it will free up a bunch of time in my schedule. I mean, then maybe I’d have time to work on that book I’ve been meaning to start writing. I could expand “No More Corn!” into a novel. I could try to sell it to an actual publisher. I wouldn’t have to worry about The Guy Who Hates It When They Put Corn in the Chili reading it, either, because what high school kid has time to read books for pleasure? None.
And then I could be published, and go on Book TV and talk all knowledgeably about symbolism and stuff.
God. That would be so great.
But wait. Lana CAN’T take over being president, even if I resign. If I resign, Lilly, as VP, will get the job.
So that CAN’T be what Lana wants. She must want something else from me.
But what? I have NOTHING. She’s got to know that. Nothing except the throne of Genovia awaiting me at some date in the future…
Could THAT be what she wants? Not my throne but, like, my CROWN?
I can’t give my tiara away. My dad would kill me. It’s worth, like, a million bucks or something. That’s why Grandmère has to keep it in the vault at the Plaza.
WAIT—WHAT IF SHE WANTS MICHAEL???
But why would she? She never wanted him when he was here at AEHS. In fact, for some reason, she seemed to find him completely dorky and unappealing (has a
nyone ever BEEN as blind?).
Besides, I heard that lately she’s been dating the Dalton basketball team.
She BETTER not want Michael, that’s all I can say. I mean, she can have my throne.
BUT NEVER MY BOYFRIEND.
Mia, what’s wrong?—T
Nothing’s wrong! What makes you think something’s wrong?
Because you look like you just swallowed a sock.
Do I? I don’t mean to. Nothing’s wrong. Nothing at all.
Oh. I thought something might have happened with Michael. Did you talk to him yet? About your not being a party girl, I mean?
Um. No.
