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Con:
It could convince him to stay in New York and not move to Japan, thus depriving the world of a potentially life-saving medical breakthrough, and my grandmother of her reason to keep trying to fix me up with other guys she believes are “more worthy” (meaning richer) than Michael.
Pro:
Michael says he is never going to another prom anyway, so I might as well just get it over with now.
Con:
But maybe by the time my senior prom rolls around, he might be so desperate for sex he’ll agree to go after all!
Pro:
It will be a chance for us to express our love physically in a way that will truly make us one heart, one mind, one soul.
Con:
What if I pass gas or something? I mean, seriously, you are NAKED, he’s going to be able to tell it was you.
Pro:
Speaking of naked, I will finally get to see Michael naked.
Con:
He will get to see ME naked.
Pro:
By having sex tonight, instead of waiting until prom night, we will avoid being a cliché, like couples in teen movies.
Con:
The fact that I am not yet eighteen could lead to legal complications for Michael down the road. Although I’m sure my dad wouldn’t want the tabloids finding out about something like that.
Pro:
Lilly’s Done It already. At least I think so. And it doesn’t seem to have done her and J.P. any harm.
Con:
I don’t actually know this for sure.
Pro:
By giving each other the Precious Gift of our virginity, we will be forging an emotional and spiritual bond with each other that we will never have with anyone else in our lives, even if the unthinkable should happen and we someday part ways.
Con:
I can’t think of a con to that one.
Oh whatever. We’re so Doing It.
I’m so going to throw up.
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