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“I c-can’t talk right now,” I said. Because I literally couldn’t talk, I was crying so hard.
“Fine,” Lilly said. “But, Mia…seriously, I don’t know what this is about, but you’re breaking his heart. The only reason I’m not coming over there and kicking your ass for it is because I can tell your heart isn’t doing so well, either. But seriously, you have to talk to him. Just talk to him. I’m sure whatever it is, you two can work it out, if you just TALK. Okay?”
I couldn’t reply, though. I was crying too hard.
If I could have said something, though, I’d have said, “It’s too late, Lilly. There’s nothing left to say.”
Because there isn’t.
I miss him so much. And he hasn’t even left yet.
Friday, September 10, Intro to Creative Writing
ME, A PRINCESS???? YEAH, RIGHT.
A Screenplay by Mia Thermopolis
(second draft)
Scene 12
INT/DAY—The Palm Court at the Plaza Hotel in New York City. A flat-chested girl with upside-down-yield-sign-shaped hair (14-year-old MIA THERMOPOLIS) is sitting at an ornately set table across from a bald man (her father, PRINCE PHILLIPE). We can tell by MIA’s expression that her father is telling her something upsetting.
PRINCE PHILLIPE
You’re not Mia Thermopolis anymore, honey.
MIA
(blinking with astonishment)
I’m not? Then who am I?
PRINCE PHILLIPE
You’re Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo, Princess of Genovia.
MIA
(getting up from the table, pulling an Uzi from her backpack)
Dad, look out!
NINJAS descend from the ceiling on ropes. MIA kicks over the table, sending the tea things flying. Then she strafes the room with bullets from her Uzi. TOURISTS and WAITERS dive for cover. Her dad, terrified, ducks behind a potted plant. MIA throws down the Uzi, which has jammed, and kickboxes the NINJAS, dispatching them one by one, à la River in the movie SERENITY.
Finally, the room is still, all NINJAS unconscious. One by one, the TOURISTS and WAITERS climb to their feet. One of them begins to clap, slowly. He is joined by everyone else. Soon, MIA is receiving a standing ovation for her bravery.
MIA walks up to PHILLIPE and sticks out her right hand to help him to his feet. He hesitantly takes it. She pulls him up.
PRINCE PHILLIPE
(gratefully)
Mia—where did you learn to—
MIA
(matter-of-factly)
