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Your Precious Gift is a BOOK. How come it’s right, and not the sheik books?
Tina. None of the sheiks in those books Did It with Judith Gershner and then LIED about it, okay? None of the sheiks in those books invented a robotic surgical arm and are leaving for Japan for a year. Or more. And if they were, they’d take their virgin secretary princess bride WITH THEM.
I know. I just think maybe you should give Michael another chance.
How can I do that? Every time I think about him now, all I can picture in my head is Judith Gershner with her tongue in his mouth. And that is the LEAST disgusting thing I picture the two of them doing.
Yes. I felt that way when I found out about Lilly and Boris. But it goes away after a while, Mia. Really. In a few days you won’t see Judith Gershner in your head anymore when you think about Michael.
Thanks, Tina. I see what you’re saying. I really do. But the problem is, in a few days—no, in a few HOURS—Michael will be gone. Possibly forever!
Mia! Oh my gosh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to make you cry!
It’s not you, Tina. It’s me. I just—I just—
Mia, it’s okay. You don’t have to write another word. I’ll shut up now.
God. How can it have come to this—me sitting in English class, CRYING???
In a way I wish Michael WAS a sheik, and I was his virgin secretary or princess bride. I know it’s not very feminist of me to think that.
But if he whisked me off to his tent in the desert instead of moving to Japan, at least I’d know he really cared.
Friday, September 10, French
Mia! Is it true?
Yes, Perin. It’s true that Michael admitted he had sex with Judith Gershner and he’s moving to Japan and he and I are broken up. I feel really terrible about it and I don’t want to start crying in French, so can we not talk about it?
Um, no. I meant is it true that you would know what to do if a tsunami hit New York City?
Oh. Yes, that’s true, too.
I’m sorry about you and Michael. I didn’t know. So I guess you’re single now?
I never thought of it before. But, yeah, I guess I am.
Want to sleep over tonight?
Oh, thanks for the invitation, Perin, but I think I’m just going to go home and go to bed. I’m not really doing all that great, to tell you the truth.
Okay. Well, feel better!
Thanks!
Qu’est-ce que c’est que le mérite incroyable d’une femme, vous demandez? Selon la chaine douze, le mérite incroyable d’une femme est sa capacité de nourrir ses enfants. Une femme avec une carrière? Ça, c’est une femme qui n’adore pas ses enfants, ou son mari. Elle n’est pas une chrétienne! Elle est une serveuse du diable!
Mes camarades et moi nous nous sommes regardés les unes les autres. Nous avons changés le chaine. Et juste a l’heure!
117+76=only 193!!!!!! I need 7 more words!
Oh, wait…the title. AND MY NAME:
Une Emission Pleine d’Action par
Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Renaldo Thermopolis
YES!!!!
