Mike:I feel like this conversation has escalated significantly in the ten minutes I've been walking to the Raptors stadium.
Dax:Ah, looking forward to meeting you tonight, Mike. You still coming to the taco place after the game?
Mike:Yup. Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Madison:REPORT BACK EVERYTHING, MIKE.
Mike:I will report back the things appropriate to report back, Madison.
Olivia:Mike. Baby. My love. The father of my unborn child.
Mike:Don't.
Olivia:Report back everything.
Mike:I am leaving this group. It’s too much.
Tiff:Michael Wilson, if you leave this group I will fly back from Hawaii and deal with you in person.
Jamie:She means it.
Mike:Fine. I'm going. Don't let Dax make any decisions while I'm gone.
Mike has left the conversation.
Madison:To be fair, he lasted longer in this conversation than I expected.
Tiff:He'll be back.
Reese:Do we add him again, or do we let him have his moment?
Olivia:Give him five minutes. He’ll ask me to add him.
Four minutes and thirty-eight seconds later.
Olivia added Mike to the conversation.
Madison:That was short-lived.
Mike:I'll report back everything.
Dax:That's the spirit.
Mike:Okay. I’m here. As you know they lost, but he’s fine. Don’t panic.
Madison:What does that mean? He’s fine?!
Mike:It means he’s sitting across from me eating a taco and talking to Owen about defensive coverage like a normal person.
Olivia:So he’s not upset?
Mike:He’s Zach. He’s always upset when he loses. He just doesn’t show it.
Reese:Secondary gave up two touchdowns in the fourth. He kept us moving all game, and it didn't matter.
Dax:He always feels responsible when that happens.
Madison:Youtalk as though any of what you just said makes sense.
