“Fuck,” he mutters, and I imagine him running his fingers through his hair or scrubbing his hand down his face in the way he does when he’s frustrated. “I’ll call her now.”
I release a breath. “Thank you. And I’m sorry I won’t make it to the clubhouse to talk. Have you got time now? I’m about to drive home, so we could go over stuff now.”
He takes a moment to answer me, like he’s been distracted. “No, I haven’t got time now. I’ll come home early.”
“Okay.”
We end the call and I send a text to my girls before getting in my car to drive home.
Me
Why did I think it was a good idea to have so many children? If any of you are thinking of having more kids, STOP AND SEW YOUR VAGINA UP.
Monroe
I sewed mine up years ago.
Tatum
You did not. Stop lying.
Monroe
Well, for humans to come out of it, I did. But I’m always open to Hyde.
Hailee
I’m with you, Lil. Having three kids was a bold choice. I see that now. Also, I still can’t decide if girls are harder than boys.
Me
Me either.
Evie
GIRLS. Every damn time.
Me
Ask me tomorrow and I’ll probably agree with you.
Tatum
How’s the crush going, Lil?
Evie
What crush?
Tatum
Meredith’s first boy crush. What’s his name again?
Me
Tom. And IDK. She hasn’t spoken to me about him yet. I only know about her crush thanks to Chloe.
Hailee
