Madison
I just read an article on it. Apparently women’s brains are like super computers analysing everything - the sheets, the temperature, if we locked the door, what we need to do tomorrow, whether we sound weird…
Echo
OMG yes! I’m always thinking about random shit during sex. Last week, I was wondering if I remembered to put the chicken in the fridge.
Nash
Bullshit.
Carla
Bullshit to what, Nash?
Nash
There’s no fuckin’ way you’re thinking about that many things during sex.
Scarlett
It’s called carrying the mental load, Nash. We’re running a full-time logistics firm in our heads AND getting you off.
Harlow
It’s true, Nash. I got distracted last week wondering if I left my straightener on and made Scott stop so I could go check.
Sophia
What does it say about men’s brains?
Madison
Apparently, guys mostly just think about sex. It’s just sex sex sex, with the occasional performance anxiety thought thrown in every now and then.
Lily
I read the other day that mothers take on roughly 71% of daily planning tasks for the family. Of course we’re planning shit during sex! We’ve got a lot of work to do and only 24 hours to do it in! I told King that if he wanted more sex, he’d better take on some of that 71%!
Velvet
I like your style, Lil.
Madison
I’m thinking J and I need to renegotiate our domestic task split. You know, get his 29% up to at least 40% so I can spend less time wondering if the kids have clean socks for school tomorrow and more time focusing on his dick.
J
29%? Where the fuck do you figure that percentage?
Madison
Oh, I can drop a list into the chat if you want, baby.
J
I spent all weekend mowing and fucking gardening. That was 100% of my time.
