Harlow
Watching Scott walk past a pile of clean washing and putting it all away.
Nash
I’m out for this chat.
Sophia
Watching Griff vacuum always leads to sex.
Madison
That makes perfect sense to me.
Layla
Wow, what have I missed? Vacuuming as foreplay? I need to scroll back and catch up.
Colt
I was just wondering the same thing.
Nash
Don’t bother scrolling back, brother. This is a girls only chat. They’re not replying to men.
Madison
Actually, Colt, it’s worth scrolling back. This is an educational chat today.
Chelsea
Yep. We’re here doing the Lord’s work, dropping tips for how to get more sex.
Carla
Fun fact: statistically, men who help with housework get more sex.
Velvet
When a guy actually loads and runs the dishwasher without being asked, our vaginas file for permanent residency.
Chelsea
It’s like a notification pops up: “New Chore Daddy detected. Slide to unlock.”
Scott
The fuck is a chore daddy?
Havoc
No fucking idea.
Harlow
Darwin would have said it was survival of the sexiest. Those who activate rinse-aid get immediate mating privileges.
