This one does.
Morticia
Fine, I’ll ask Colt.
Me
Colt knows what’s good for him. He won’t tell you either.
Morticia
Oh I see, this is how we’re playing things now. You know I have access to people who can get shit done just like you can, right? They’ll help me dig for the information I’m after.
Me
Oh my darling, you have so much to learn about how I operate. No one’s digging for information for you.
Morticia
Why do you suddenly sound freakishly like your mother?
Me
What? How?
Morticia
You just called me darling. Henceforth, you shall be known as Fern2.
Me
Henceforth?
Morticia
Yes, henceforth. You like it?
Me
Jesus, Lil, you and your big words.
Morticia
You’re getting off track, Fern2. Soon you’ll have your own special box. OMG, tell me there’s no haemorrhoid cream in your fridge.
I glance up and catch sight of Colt coming into the bar.
Me
I think I’ll keep you guessing, my darling. I’ve gotta run. I’ve got a date with a man who’s going to rip my skirt off me later.
Morticia
Just tell your mother no dick sculptures. The only dick in my place is the one in my bed with me.
Me
Love you, Lil xx
