“Ah, the Brick Dick,” Odette said with a dreamy look on her face. “Aptly named. Theo and I must’ve slept on every surface that tower had.”
“You and everyone else on campus,” I stated. Ethan and I had never gone up there, but that was because we’d found better places to do the deed.
“It was a good place to fool around,” Delmare admitted. “More often than not, the classrooms were usually empty.”
“Yes. I heard a rumor your front half was seen hanging out one of the windows one evening, Odette,” Kiara said.
“Imagine where her back end was,” Delmare cracked.
I couldn’t help it. I snickered.
“That’s nothing.” Odette wiggled in her chair. “Thisone time,Theo put it up my butt, and—”
“Gods, Odette!” Kiara nearly fell out of her seat laughing.
“What? It was an experience!” Odette protested, putting a hand on her hip.
“Not one we want to hear about!” Kiara argued.
I laughed. This felt normal. Like we were college girls back at the university again. Gods, how I missed those days.
“Quit acting sovirginal, Kiara. I caught you and Alexei in the laundry room the other day!” Odette cried.
“So? I like the way the dryer vibrates,” Kiara stated.
“We all have to dry clothes, you know!” Delmare burst. Odette howled.
“Come on, Mare. You can’t tell me you’ve never put it upthere,” Odette insisted.
“We might’ve,” Delmare replied. “Pregnancy sex is hard, you know. Sometimes you have to get creative. A lot of positions are a pain in the ass.”
“Literally,” Odette cracked, and I snorted.
“It’s not like I mind it, but I don’t want it in the assallthe time,” Delmare complained. “But since my last trimester started, Stefan’s paranoid about doing it the other way.”
“Why?” I questioned. “It’s not like you can get knocked up twice. Not currently, anyway.”
Delmare’s lips flattened. “He’s worried he’s going to poke his kid in the head.”
“Oh my gods!” Kiara slapped the armrest, tears pouring out of her eyes.
“I told him he was a moron, and that he’s not that big,” Delmare replied. “He’s just being ridiculous.”
“Looks like someone needs to go back to anatomy class,” I added.
“Or get his ego checked,” Delmare replied.
Odette opened her mouth, but she was silenced when the door opened behind me.
It was Babcia. Trust my grandmother to walk in when we were having a conversation about butt sex. Gods, had she overheard anything?
Meh, it wasn’t like she was some pure saint. I bet she and my grandpa had been wild back in the day, with her fiery attitude. Maybe she’d like to join in on the conversation and give us a few pointers.
“Your father wishes to see you,” Babcia said. “It’s been some time since you’ve practiced Unseelie magic. He feels you should get back on it.”
“But what about Kazim and Kalina?” I asked. “They’re going to wake up soon.”
“Great-grandchildren are always a blessing,” Bacia said. “I will watch over them until your lesson is done.”
