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Two ladies who had been chattering suddenly smiled and nodded to one another.
'We'll show you where he works.'
I left the first man still staring at his hand and looking at me in an odd way.
I followed the ladies to a small building set back from the road. I thanked them both. One of them, I noticed, remained at the gate while the other bustled away with a purposeful stride. I rang the doorbell.
'Hello?' said the vet, opening the door and looking surprised; he only had one client booked in that day – Johnny and Shadow. The vet was meant to tell the young lad how Shadow would stay blind for ever.
'This dog,' said the vet automatically, 'will never see again. I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.'
'Jurisfiction,' I told him, showing him my ID. 'There's been a change of plan.'
'If you're exchanging golliwogs for monkeys, you're in the wrong book,' he said.
'This isn't Noddy,' I told him.
'What sort of change, then?' he asked as I gently forced my way in and closed the door. 'Are you here to alter the less-than-savoury references to stereotypical gypsy folk in chapters XIII to XV?'
'We'll get round to that, don't you worry.'
I wasn't going to take any chances and go through the same rigmarole as I had with Mr Phillips, so I looked around furtively and said in a conspiratorial whisper:
'I shouldn't be telling you this, but … wicked men are planning to steal Shadow and sell him off for medical experiments!'
'No!' exclaimed the vet, eyes open wide.
'Indeed,' I replied, adding in a hushed tone: 'And what's more, we suspect that these men might not even be British.'
'You mean …Johnny Foreigners?' asked the vet, visibly shocked.
'Probably French. Now, are you with me on this?'
'Absolutely!' he breathed. 'What are we going to do?'
'Swap dogs. When Johnny arrives you tell him to go outside for a moment, we swap the dogs, when he comes back you unwrap the bandages, the dog can see – and you say this dialogue instead.'
I handed him a scrap of paper. He looked at it thoughtfully.
'So Shadow stays here and the swapped Shadow is abducted by Johnny Foreigner and used for medical experiments?'
'Something like that. But not a word to anyone, you understand?'
'Word of honour!' replied the vet.
So I gave him the collie and, sure enough, when Johnny brought in the blinded Shadow, the vet told him to go and get some water, we swapped dogs and, when Johnny returned, lo and behold, the dog could see again. The vet feigned complete surprise and Johnny, of course, was delighted. They left soon after.
I stepped from the office where I had been hiding. How did I do?' asked the vet, washing his hands.
'Perfect. There could be a medal in it for you.'
It all seemed to have gone swimmingly well. I couldn't believe my luck. But more than that, I had the feeling that Havisham might actually be quite proud of her apprentice – at the very least this should make up for having to rescue me from the grammasites. Pleased, I opened the door to the street and was surprised to find that a lot of the locals had gathered, and they all seemed to be staring at me. My feeling of euphoria over the completed mission suddenly evaporated as unease welled up inside me.
'It's time! It's time!' announced one of the ladies I had seen earlier.
'Time for what?'
'Time for a wedding!'
