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'No. Why?'
'Because it looked like a good place for an ambush.'
'This really gets better and better, doesn't it?'
'On the contrary,' replied Stig, who took all speech at face value, 'this is not good at all. We find the prospect of being eaten by chimeras extremely awkward.'
'Awkward?' echoed Millon. 'Being eaten is awkward?'
'Indeed,' said Stig, 'the Neanderthal instruction manuals are far more important than we.'
'That's your opinion,' retorted Millon. 'Right now there is nothing more important than me.'
'How very human,' replied Stig simply.
We sped up the road, drove back through the rock cutting and headed towards the wood.
'By the pricking of my thumbs,' remarked Shgakespeafe in an ominous tone of voice, 'somethin
g wicked this way comes!'
'There!' yelled Millon, pointing a quivering finger out of the window. I caught a glimpse of a large beast before it vanished behind a fallen oak, then another jumping from one tree to another. They weren't hiding themselves any more. We could all see them as we drove down the wooded road, past the abandoned cars. Lolloping beasts of a ragged shape flitted through the woods, experimental creations of an industry before regulation. We heard a thump as one leapt out of the woods, sprang upon the steel roof of the car and then disappeared with a whoop into the forest. I looked out of the rear window and saw something unspeakably nasty scrabble across the road behind us. I drew my automatic and Stig wound down the window, tranquilliser gun at the ready. We rounded the next corner and Bowden stamped on the brakes. A row of chimeras had placed themselves across the road. Bowden threw the car into reverse but a tree came crashing down behind us, cutting off our escape. We had driven into the trap, the trap was sprung — and all that remained was for the trapper to do with the trapped whatever they wished.
'How many?' 1 asked.
'Ten up front,' said Bowden.
'Two dozen behind,' answered Stig.
'Lots either side!' quivered Millon, who was more used to making up facts to fit his bizarre conspiracy theories than actually witnessing any first hand.
'What a sign it is of evil life,' murmured Shgakespeafe, 'Where death's approach is seen so terrible!'
'Okay,' I muttered, 'everyone stay calm and when I say, open fire.'
'We will not survive,' said Stig in a matter-of-fact tone. 'Too many of them, not enough of us. We suggest a different strategy.'
'And that is?'
Stig was momentarily lost for words.
'We do not know. Just different.'
The chimeras slavered and emitted low moans as they moved closer. Each one was a kaleidoscope of varying body parts, as though their creators had been indulging in some sort of perverse genetic mix-and-match one-upmanship.
'When I count to three rev up and drop the clutch,' I instructed Bowden. 'The rest of you open up with everything we've got.' I handed Bowden's gun to Floss. 'Know how to use one of these?'
He nodded and flipped off the safety.
'One . . . Two . . .'
I stopped counting because a cry from the woods had startled the chimeras. Those that had ears pricked them up, paused, then began to depart in fright. It wasn't an occasion for relief. Chimeras are bad but something that frightened chimeras could only be worse. We heard the cry again.
'It sounds human,' murmured Bowden.
'How human?' added Millon.
There followed several more cries from more than one individual, and as the last of the terrified chimeras vanished into the undergrowth I breathed a sigh of relief. A group of men appeared out of the brush to our right. They were all extremely short and wore the faded and tattered uniform of what appeared to be the French army. Some wore shabby cockaded hats, others had no jackets at all and some only a dirty white linen shirt. My relief was short-lived. They stood at the edge of the forest and regarded us suspiciously, heavy cudgels in their hands.
