“It goes without saying.”
“Butt?”
“Perfect. Round. All muscle and clad in Wranglers.”
“Really?”
I nod with pursed lips. “You won’t see too many men walking around with their jeans hanging from their knees, flashing their boxer briefs down here.”
“If you tell me he has a tight beard or a permanent 5 o’clock shadow, I might have to pack my belongings and fly down to Summerville.”
“Well, you better start packing fast.”
“Interesting.” She’s impressed. “Large hands?”
I cock an eyebrow in response.
“Large feet?” She’s a little cautious.
I nod.
“Do I have to ask?”
“The answer is, beyond large.”
Her head jerks back. “You’ve been riding a sexy cowboy’s huge cock?”
“Not quite.”
She knits her eyebrows together. “I’m confused.”
“More like, I’ve been fooling around with a hot country boy. That said, I saw said huge manhood with my own two eyes. I’ve touched said huge manhood and even had said huge manhood in my mouth… and between my boobs.”
Her jaw drops.
“I can’t even explain it. I barely know this guy, and already I’ve allowed him to do all sorts of dirty things to me… and I’ve done dirty things to him… some of them outdoors––”
“No way.”
I nod.
“No fucking way.”
I set the stage to my first date and fast forward to the good stuff. “A blow job was too risky, but we got away with a hand job,” I say. “Thank God for blankets.I’m not the best at it, but Rhett placed his hand over mine and guided me until he came. You wouldn’t believe how sexy that was.”
Mani jerks back and drops her phone.
I hear some rumbling in the background and then see her face again.
“You did not just say that?” Her green eyes are enormous.
I nod. “It sounds like a scene from a spicy small-town romance, but in this instance, I’m the heroine and I wrangled myself a hotter than hell hero.”
She blinks several times.
“I’m not making this up,” I say. “And as God is my witness, I’ve enjoyed every second of it.”
“He leaves your ex in the dust?”
