“Sharp one you got there, Noah.” Alex smiles tightly before turning back to the group. “We are playing charades, Locked Inedition.”
See? I knew I wouldn’t like this.
Julia explains that each couple has their own charades cards and they must try to get through as many as possible in ninety seconds. Each correct answer gives one point, and the couple with the most points win. This time, though, there’s no bottom two, the couple in last place is automatically disqualified.
Luna and I share nervous glances as Landon sets his hand on my knee to stop it bouncing nervously. It’s good and bad. Less chances of being sent home, and yet no safety net of maybe getting lucky. It’s all or nothing now.
Luna and Shane are up first and are handed their deck of cards. Shane decides to be the actor while Luna guesses.
The instant the clock starts, Shane looks at his first card, gets on his knees, opens his mouth and bobs his head back and forth. He can’t make noises, but if he could, I guarantee he would be gagging.
“Sucking a dick?” she guesses.
Shane nods at her enthusiastically and gestures for her to continue.
“Uh, cocksucker. Blow job.”
Shane gives her a thumbs up and goes on to the next one.
He thinks for a moment before he holds up one finger.
“One?” Luna guesses.
Shane nods. He then fakes sleeping.
“Sleep? Rest?” Luna says.
Shane shakes his head and points to the sun, making an arching motion that has even me confused. Fuck. Come on, Shane!
“Night?” she guesses.
Shane gives a thumbs up before continuing. He glances around before looking to me, grabbing me and pulling me to stand.
“One-night Courtney? One-night girl? One-night grab?” she says, tossing her hands up in frustration before she leaps to her feet. “Ooh! One-night stand!”
Shane nods, then flips to the next card as I sit down. They nail two more back-to-back before the time runs out. Four, not bad.
Savannah and Noah go next, and they somehow getfive. Some of the motions Noah did to depict positions and sexual phrases were actually funny, and the group’s beginning to laugh as the game continues.
I decide to be the actor, and Landon leans forward intently as I pull the first card.
Instantly, I begin galloping on the spot and swinging an imaginary lasso.
“Cowboy? Rodeo?” Landon guesses.
I hold up one finger, indicating the first guess before I glance around. I run to Luna, then sit on her lap, facing away from her as I begin grinding on her.
“Reverse cowgirl!” Landon says.
I jump up and down in excitement and nod as I flip to the next card. Oh fuck. Well, I’m already over here, might as well use Luna as my prop. Grabbing her, I force her onto the ground then pull her ass into the air. I hold my hand out like I have an imaginary dick and begin fucking her ass.
Landon looks at me like I’m nuts, and I honestly feel like I am because what do you mean I’m pretend-fucking my best friend in the ass in a race for my life? Like, what the fuck?
“Fucking? Humping?” Landon guesses before I grip both of Luna’s ass cheeks and act like I’m spreading them before pointing straight at her asshole.
Sorry, girl.
“Anal?” Landon guesses.
