Anthony: yes and yes
There’s a long pause where he presumably thinks of his last question, then the little text bubble pops up.
West: are you a keeper?
Anthony: yes
Anthony: and that was technically 5 questions but I’ll allow it because I’m feeling generous
West: seriously?
West: that’s it?
Anthony: that’s it
West: why didn’t you didn’t tell me you were a keeper!
Anthony: because you never asked
Anthony: and it’s not my fault you waited until your last question to bring it up
West: you’re really going to cliffhanger me like that?
Anthony: yes
West: you’re an asshole
Anthony: guilty
Anthony: now it’s time for my reward
West: what? We didn’t agree on a reward
Anthony: you don’t think I deserve a reward for answering your questions?
West: for answering 3 questions and leaving me hanging now that I know you’re one of my frat brothers???
Anthony: yes, and it was technically 5 questions
West: we have vastly different ideas about what deserves a reward
Anthony: probably but I think you’ll like my reward
West: what do you want?
Anthony: I want you to think about this the next time you jerk off
I send him one of the dick pics I took after my shower this morning.
Anthony: I took that after I jerked off thinking about you, just in case you were wondering
Anthony: enjoy
Not waiting for his answer, I add a winky face just to be annoying, then exit out of my texts and toss my phone onto the bed next to me.
I don’t know why West keeps texting me, but I’ll keep answering as long as he’s willing to keep playing my games.
Ping.
