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A little too hard.
The door swings open and there’s my girl. My pretty girl. She looks tired but when she sees me, her eyes brighten. She lifts her shaking hands to her mouth and whispers, “You’re here. You’re okay. ”
Relief settles my churning gut.
Nodding, I hold out the flowers to her. She spies the extravagant bunch and her face turns angry.
Oh fuck.
She snatches the flowers out of my hand and hits me with them. Using all the force she can muster, she brings them down on my head over and over again, she says through gritted teeth, “You dipshit. I fucking hate you. Fuck you and your flowers!”
And I let her. I fucking deserve it.
You are a dipshit.
When she’s done she throws the naked stalks to the ground by my feet. I open my eyes to see her whole body shake with rage. Her lip quivers, her eyes cold, she sneers, “Glad you’re okay, fuckwad. Now get away from me,” then she slams the door in my face.
Picking bits of flower out of my hair, my shoulders slump and I shake my head.
That did not go as well as I’d hoped.
Time for Plan B.
Chapter Twenty-Six
Shenanigans
I lay in bed fuming. And it’s all because of the ass next door.
I’m so angry that I feel like my head could explode at any second and anger demons will fill my room making little angry demon babies that will sort of be like Gremlins, and I’ll have to follow the same rules.
Do not expose the angry demon babies to light.
Do not get the angry demon babies wet.
And most importantly, do not feed the angry demon babies after midnight, no matter how much they beg.
If my angry demon babies look anything like Gizmo, I’m fucked. There’s no way I’d ever be able to say no to that sweet little face.
What the hell are you talking about?
Ugh. I have no idea.
I’m so tired, but I’m having trouble sleeping knowing that asshat is next door, so I’ve become delirious.
I have so many words of abuse I want to yell at him. Is that something I can do? Just go over there and abuse him at random intervals during the night then come back to bed?
It’s better than crying, that’s for sure.
Can you believe him? Coming over here with flowers after the whole sorry I dumped you and tried to choke you to prove a point then went missing for four days but I’m back now thing.
What an ass!
I regret ruining the flowers. They actually looked really nice. It was an unusual bunch though. I should’ve taken them and given them to someone who could’ve used a boost of happiness in their day.
My heart races in anxiety and tears blur my eyes.
He’s okay. You’ve seen him. He’s fine.
