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Yeah.
Quite frankly, I’d rather have fire ants nibble at my balls.
So the shrew is my new neighbor.
Kiss my grits.
I smirk.
At least the view will be nice.
Chapter Two
Befriended by a Ghost
I make it to work just after nine.
Being kept up most of last night didn’t help me any. I heard my alarm, but my body acted of its own accord and pressed snooze.
Four times.
I dragged my ass out of bed and don’t even remember showering. Somehow, in my comatose state, I managed to put together a half decent outfit and drive myself to work. I walk through the door and Mimi looks up from the counter. Her eyes widen and she declares, “Wow. You look like shit. ”
I flip her the bird and she chuckles. I walk into the studio and yell out, “Gather. ”
Tina and Lola approach Mimi and I at the counter looking a little wary.
Oh, chicas. You have no idea.
Tina says softly, “Oh, honey. You look ill. Are you okay?”
I reply, “No. Not okay. Not in the slightest. ”
Lola looks concerned, puts a hand on my shoulder and asks, “What is it, Nat?”
My mouth waters when I spot Tina’s chocolate peanut butter cupcakes behind the counter. I grab one, unwrap it and shove the whole thing in my mouth. I close my eyes in bliss and moan.
My mouth is full so my response is a little garbled. “I had a run in with my neighbor last night. ”
Mimi smirks. “Already getting into trouble? Babe, you gotta wait at least a week for that. ”
Tina enquires, “What kind of run in?”
Lola’s eyes widen and she whispers loudly, “Oh, no. ” Then she guesses, “Loud sex?”
I swallow my cake, fire imaginary guns at Lola and utter, “Bingo!”
Tina sympathizes, “Oh, sweetie. You love sleep! That sucks!”
I scoff and run my hands down my face. “You have no idea, guys. Three freakin’ times. I was up til three am before I decided to go over there. So this pretty little woman answers the door and she looks nice enough. Just as she’s about to apologize, her man comes along. ”
Lola grimaces. “Asshole. He’s an asshole, right?”
I lower my face and chuckle through my reply, “You don’t know how right you are. Only we know this asshole. ”
Mimi’s face scrunches in confusion as she asks, “Who?”
“Yeah, who?” Tina asks.
