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“Next time,” I murmur, “don’t leave your future unguarded.”

He walks away holding the card, and the deal is already alive.

IOUs don’t just save you.

They mark you.

You walk into this café as a student.

You walk out as collateral.

The café door swings open again. Two first-years stumble in, mid-argument, their voices pitched higher than others. Something about tort reform. Or maybe negligence. Or maybe just the shrill desperation of people who still think law school is about justice.

They spot me easily.

I’m the cautionary tale they’ve romanticized. The rumor they whispered through orientation mixers. The name they were told not to invoke unless they had something worth trading.

In six months, they will start crawling out of the woodwork—trembling hands, shaky breath, explaining how it was one mistake, how they didn’t mean to copy and paste the wrong document, how their dad will disown them if they don’t get that internship at Cravath.

That’s when they ask for help.

And that’s when they learn what help costs.

I file their faces without breaking stride.

One day soon, one of them will need a favor.

And I will collect.

That’s the thing no one really understands about IOUs. They think it’s a game.

It’s not.

It’s an economy.

A living, breathing system of debts and decisions, of consequences dressed up in confidential envelopes.

It started at a poker table.

One of Maverick Lexington’s buddies was down, not just at the poker table, but academically. Bombed a midterm. The kind of screw-up that gets your grad school recommendations pulled before you even print your résumé.

“Lex,” he said, desperate and half-drunk. “I need a favor. I need Meyers to change my grade.”

Maverick didn’t blink.

He didn’t ask why.

Didn’t ask what the guy would do in return.

He just reached for the nearest playing card and scrawled three letters in thick, black Sharpie.

IOU.

He slid it across the table with casual grace. “You’ll get your grade. But when I call, you answer.”

The guy stared at it. He was expecting terms. A loophole. A caveat.

“What’ll I owe you?”