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Shay came to a stop right at the entrance to the litter.

She laughed. “Yeah, same. I really hope it’s better than the last one. That guy was so weird.”

Weird?

I watched in slow-motion horror as the cat turned around, giving me its ass.

No.

He then proceeded to take a shit.

Right beneath my nose.

“Found it!” Shay said. A few moments later, she left.

I heard the lock click and quickly fell out. I sprawled on the floor, face up, staring at the ceiling. It would take years to get the smell of cat shit out of my nostrils. Generations from now my great-great-grandchildren will still smell it.

The cat ambled out and sat next to my face, licking its paw.

I swore the fucker gave me a smug look.

My gaze drifted beyond him to the door.

Date?

This girl was going to fucking end me.

chapter

twenty-four

SHAY

Okay, so maybe playing mind games with a potentially dangerous stalker was not the hallmark of good decision-making. I should be at home, packing for my unexpected conference.

But I got a weird little thrill in my blood knowing he knew my location. He knew where I was and he could see my every move. Right now, he knew I was on a date with another man.

Ball of uncontrolled sexual chaos.

So he stalked me.

So I liked it.

“See something you like?” my date asked, drawing me out of fantasy and into reality.

I glanced at the menu. We agreed to meet at a small restaurant—which turned out to have barbecue only. Even the salad had meat in it. I sighed. It was my fault. I should have checked the menu.

“Maybe just drinks,” I said, setting the menu down.

“I like your dress,” he said.

Since I wasn’t borrowing from Lithie, I’d opted for the only date-worthy dress I owned. A black, floor-length spaghetti strap, with a cutout in the middle that made it sexier.

My date wore a hat, jeans, and a windbreaker.

Calder had looked expensive. Tailored.

I shook my head. Since when had I—the girl who wore the sameThe Universe Exploded into a Billion pieces and All I Got was Consciousnesstee every day in undergrad—cared what someone wore?