Get tree.
Decorate tree and house once Layla home? Would it be better to have it all Christmassy when she gets home? Ask Joe for his thoughts.
Don’t ask Joe – he won’t know.
Deep clean whole house including grout in shower cubicle as now green / black and may contain fungal spores.
Replace cracked loo seat in cloakroom as pinched buttock yesterday – now looks like love-bite.
See if I can get golf ball out of vacuum hose – may need new hoover.
Wash all bedding and towels.
Get special Christmas towels out of attic.
Food – OMG – continued on separate lists: a) normal day-to-day food (pages 1–2) and b) Christmas food (pages 3–14).
Have nervous breakdown about how in Holy Hell we are ever going to be able to afford list items 1–25.
