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Oh hell yes, babe, I’m in!

Max

plus we get to meet my three new roommates!!

Jude

I can’t believe you’re excited about meeting three randos that you’re about to share living space with lol

Max

they’re only randos until I meet them! <3

plus one of them is suuuuuper cute, but I can’t tell if he’s gay or not

Celeste

You already stalked them on Insta, didn’t you?

Max

“stalked” is such a negative and wrong word. I prefer “researched”.

obviously I’m going to look these people up, I’m about to live with them!

Jude

figures

Max

one of them - Theo - is proudly bi, and he and his boyfriend are sooooo cute together! They’ve been together for like 2 years

Vimlesh is a mystery, but very likely straight based on vibes

but then there’s Oliver, and his Insta is extremely unhelpful. He and Theo are childhood friends so he’s clearly an ally which is great but that’s all I could find

Celeste

You are too much, honey.

Max

it’s in my name, babe

Jude

okay so where and when are we meeting today, then?

Max

I’m thinking maybe like 4 or 5? God I hope it doesn’t take longer than that.

oakland hall, room 319

Celeste

Awesome! We’re in Oakland, too, so we’re just an elevator ride away!