Don’t mock my agricultural conversations.
FATIMA
I would never!ThoughInotice you didn’t mention avoiding a certain redhead as one of the benefits
I stared at the text for a long moment.Fatimawas perceptive– it probably came with the territory of being a teacher– butIwasn’t sureIwas ready to discuss whatever was happening withChloe, even in text form.Hell,Iwasn’t even ready to examine it myself.
TEDDY
I really, truly have no idea what you’re talking about.
FATIMA
Mmm-hmm.Verysubtle deflection there
TEDDY
I don’t deflect.
FATIMA
Right, andIdon’t spend mySaturdaymornings planning lessons in my pyjamas
TEDDY
Are you planning lessons in your pyjamas right now?
FATIMA
The important thing is that you’re deflecting about deflecting, which is some next-level avoidance
I laughed despite myself.Willowdropped the stick at my feet again, andIthrew it absently, watching her careen off into the undergrowth.
TEDDY
It seemsIwas wrong thinking this would be relaxing, actually.You’retexting me about my feelings at 8 a.m.
FATIMA
Fair point.I’lllet you get back to your peaceful wilderness commune with nature
TEDDY
Thank you.
FATIMA
But we’re definitely talking about this when you get back
TEDDY
Can’t wait.
FATIMA
See youThursdayforD&D.Trynot to have any profound realisations aboutChloewhilst you’re out there
I set the phone aside and looked around the campsite.
