The more the merrier. And I do mean that literally
Enzo
You realize Parq East is on the Upper East Side, Nixon. If you’re paying her by the hour, it’s probably better to keep her in Brooklyn.
Nixon
You’re a fucking prick, Enzo.
Enzo
Never claimed to be otherwise.
Sly
Enough.
Sully
Wow, way to hijack this chat. ANYWAY. BACK TO LU-LU’S PARTY…
A party isn’t necessary.
Sully
Too late, it's scheduled.
Enzo
Take me off the guest list. In fact, take me off this group chat.
Sully
WOW. Zo-Zo, seriously. Go get a blowie or something. Take the edge off.
Sly
You’re going to end up blocked by him, amico.
A small chuckle ricochets through my chest as my fingers fly across the screen with a response.
Seems like being blocked is the problem…
Sully
OHHHH SHIT. LU-LU’S COMIN’ IN HOT.
Nixon
Hahaha
Enzo
Fuck you all.
Sully
Ah, Zo-Zo, no thank you, but we can find you someone at Lu-Lu’s birthday party next weekend!