Does anyone want to explain why our esteemed Layla Holmes was just seen exiting the luxury apartment building so many of us reside in?
Russo
Not me. I don’t shit where I eat.
Russo
And haven’t we discussed this? It’s fraternization. She could lose her job.
Holloway
Which one of you assholes figured it was worth it?
Sullivan
No way Layla would give any of us the time of day. She’s too good for all of us.
Carter
That is true.
Holloway
Does she have a long-lost best friend who lives here too?
Bennett
Are there any single females who live in the building? I kind of assumed it was all dudes, to be honest. It’s why I never offer to come over to your building. It would be a waste of time.
Holloway
Is getting laid the only thing you think about?
Bennett
That and baseball. Pretty much.
Russo
I mean … he’s not wrong.
Sullivan
Who all lives here? I’ve lost track.
Holloway
Me, Mason, Jackson, Ryder, Hernandez, Delgado, a couple of the relief pitchers, and … SON OFA BITCH.
Archer
What?
Bennett
Dude. Why did you answer?
Archer
