I’m proud of my dirty thoughts, thank you.
Me
Can I leave now?
Holloway
NO
Bennett
Fuck no!
Carter
Sorry. We’ll just add you right back in.
Me
Fine.
Me
Her apartment got broken into last night, and whoever did it completely trashed the place. Like ripped couch cushions, broken picture frames, smashed dishes. The door was splintered like someone took an ax to it, and the police said it wasn’t safe for her to staythere.
Holloway
Fuck.
Russo
And she called you?
Me
Yeah, she called me.
Russo
Why?
Me
I don’t know. I’d say you’d have to ask her, but none of you mother fuckers better tell her any of this. After everything that happened with that dickwad in Houston, her apartment getting destroyed was icing on a really shitty cake.
Holloway
What can we do to help her?
Me
I’m not sure. I told her she can stay in one of my guest bedrooms for now. Thankfully, her two guinea pigs weren’t harmed, so they’re hanging out in my living room.
Archer
What is it with people and guinea pigs?
Me
