Rosie:If there’s one bed, I’m telling Boone. He’s going to flip.
Brianna:No. We got separate hotel rooms.
Rhiannon:Boo!
Alessia:What a waste of a road trip trope.
Rhiannon:There’s always only one bed. This isn’t fair at all.
Natasha:Maybe we should call the hotel and demand they share rooms.
Rosie:Let's do it.
Brianna:Not this time. Totally two separate rooms and two separate beds. Trust me, I counted. One-two.
Alessia:So, what are you going to do? Sleep for a few hours and then drive Sawyer home?
Brianna:Ican’t sleep. I chugged an energy drink on the drive and listened to my early 2000's greatest hit playlist.
Rhiannon:Brutal.
Natasha:I bet I know what you're going to do next.
Rhiannon:?
Brianna:Natasha.
Natasha:??
Rosie: What are you doing?
Alessia:We’re all waiting to find out. Gabriel’s snoring next to me and it’s making me so jealous that he can sleep. What are you doing?
Brianna:Nothing at all!
Natasha:…
Alessia:Spill.
Brianna:NO. I’m not going to do it.
Natasha:Yes, you are.
Brianna:Okay… maybe…
Natasha:You telling them or me? Trust me, they’ll love it.
Brianna:Fine. Sometimes when I can't sleep, I watch married people porn. It's really no big deal.
Rhiannon:CUM again?
Alessia:What is married people porn?
Natasha:Exactly what it sounds like.
Rhiannon:We’re all very open-minded here, just trying to understand. Do they pretend to be married or are they really married?
Brianna:They are really married.
