However, can we please circle back to Raf’s working dick.
Marco:
Well funny you should mention said vixen…it would appear she played a starring role in this story.
Seb:
About fucking time. Paging Raf.
Raf:
You idiots called.
Luca:
I’m not sure it worked. I think you need to fuck her again. You’re meant to be happier after getting laid.
Marco:
*insert skeleton face* AJ said the same thing!
Seb:
Well he didn’t call us “fucking idiots,” so I’d take that as Raf’s version of happy.
Luca:
Wait! Mr. Mafioso knows sexy times were had?!
Marco:
LOL! He’s the one that spotted their matching hickeys.
Luca:
So cute, guys! You know what’s next? Matching tattoos!
Raf:
Are you fucking idiots finished yet?
Seb:
I think the question is…did you finish?
Raf:
Yes. Far too many lines were crossed.
Luca:
I’m so proud of you. Honestly I feel like a proud mama duck.
Raf:
No. You’re just being annoying as fuck.
Raf:
