Thank you, sweet baby Jesus.
I make a mental note to be a little extra nice to Rafe.
Right after I warn him not to fuck my cousin.
Olivia
So, is this like a date, date?
Serena
Or what? A pity date?
Olivia
I didn’t say that. I meant is this the kind of date you buy new lingerie for?
Please let her say no. I’m not sure how well my husband would take it if I had to castrate his brother and hang his balls up on my rearview mirror like fuzzy dice.
Serena
. . .
Olivia
You don’t have to know now. Just don’t do anything you’ll regret later.
Or anything that will make me commit a felony.
Serena
You mean anything else I’ll regret?
Olivia
Maybe.
Serena
I may have gotten nervous and blurted out why I wanted him to go with me.
Olivia
Seriously?
Serena
** Hides in the box of shame** Maybe.
Olivia
Well, damn. I didn’t know you and Rafe were friends. I thought he was just a fuckboy you hadn’t fucked.
Serena
Pretty sure he is a fuckboy. But he’s a good guy, Livvy. I think he’s going to be a good friend.
Olivia
