Page 8 of The Misadventures of Ukobach and Elsie (and Krax)

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There was a splash as I assumed the fire demon jumped into the hot tub. You’d think they’d be more like cats and have an aversion to water, since they were made of fire, obviously. But apparently, I was wrong, because when I poked my head around the bathroom door, he was almost fully submerged inthe hot tub. I didn’t feel like I was invading his privacy, since I’d officially seen his dick for the majority of our acquaintance.

“I ordered food.”

“Are you getting in the hot tub?” he asked, sinking down into the water until his dark hair floated around his face.

“Uh, sure… Maybe after the food arrives?” I stammered.

He raised his head a little, the tips of his horns glistening. “Get in the tub, Elsie.”

I folded my arms over my chest, so he couldn’t see me all but panting at his naked, wet form. “Hey, who summoned whom here? Besides, I didn’t bring my swimwear. I’ll just hop in after you're done.” I squeaked as a huge wave of water hit me. The bastard hadsplashedme. I dripped onto the floor, the front of my clothes completely drenched.

“Oh no. You’re all wet now. May as well get in.”

I bared my teeth at him, and he bared his right back in a grin.Fine.You know what? I wasn’t ashamed of what I had going on. Not anymore.Fuck Cade.I peeled off my wet shirt and jeans, which was hard to do gracefully, now that they were soaked. The whole time, Uko watched me like he wanted to eat me, which was super hot, except that I wasn’t sure if he’d actuallyeatme eventually.

“You know, you could at least pretend to be a gentleman and avert your eyes.”

He gave me a sexy half-smirk. “Being a gentleman in Hell is like jumping off a cliff in the mortal realm; a sure way to get yourself killed.”

I rolled my eyes. I briefly thought of removing my underwear, but I wasn’t that brave. I climbed into the warm water, fluffy bubbles hiding everything beneath the surface. The jets weren’t going, and I wondered if Uko didn’t understand the difference between a bathtub and a hot tub. I reached over and pressed the button to start the jets, and they whooshed to life.

“What in Satan’s fiery ballsack?” he yelled, jumping to his feet. “It’s alive. Quick, Elsie, get out of the water pit!”

He went to grab me, probably to toss me out of the tub, until he looked at the expression on my face. My amusement at his response was melting into desire. Because he was standing in front of my face, his rock-hard dick literally inches in front of my nose. A dick that had been previously hidden by the bubbles of the tub. A dick that had gotten hard watching me undress down to my underwear.

I blinked rapidly, trying to reconnect my synapses. I was so close, I could see droplets of water running down his abs, down the hard indents of his obliques, dripping down the length of his cock.

“Elsie.” His voice was rough, and I looked up into his eyes. They were hooded, the black in them swirling with desire.

I tore my gaze away from the power of his stare, but that just meant my eyes went back to his dick. I closed them altogether. “Sorry. It’s just the water jets in the hot tub. It’s meant to relax your muscles. It’s fine. It isn’t alive.”

“Elsie,” he repeated. “Why are your eyes closed?”

I raised my eyebrows, without opening my eyes. “Because your cock is in front of my face, and I’m embarrassed.”

“Why areyouembarrassed?” His voice sounded closer, but I didn’t open my eyes. I was braver if I didn’t have to look him in the face.

“Because I want to taste it.”

A puff of breath against my cheek was all the warning I got before soft lips touched mine. My eyes flew open in surprise as Uko deepened the kiss. I looked straight into his gaze, which was roaming my face as if he were trying to plunder it for secrets. When his tongue stroked mine, my eyes drifted closed again, and I moaned low in my throat.

He floated between my knees and pushed me back against the tub, his hard dick pressed firmly against my center, only my soaked underwear between us. It wasn’t just bathwater soaking them either.

My hands went up to his hair, curling against his skull as I twisted the wet lengths in my fingers, pulling him closer. He wrapped his arms around my waist and twisted in the water, so he was sitting on the edge and I was straddling his thighs. But when his hands slid down my sides, pressing into the creases of my love handles, I froze.

What the fuck was I doing? Uko was a thousand miles out of my league.Beyondout of my league—I was an amateur, and he was the fucking world champion.

His hands stilled at my hesitation, but instead of letting me slink off of his lap, he grabbed my hips, his fingertips digging into my ass cheeks, and ground his dick against my core.Holy hell.I moaned and arched against him, dry humping us both into oblivion.

Uko was making a low, rumbling growl deep in his throat as he devoured my lips. My hands moved up to his horns, and I stroked the smooth undersides. His growl morphed into a groan, and if it were possible, his dick got bigger and harder. His hand slipped between our bodies, moving beneath the waistband of my underwear. His fingers found my clit, and he brushed it with the pad of his finger, making me gasp for air.

“This is what it feels like when you stroke my horns like that,” he growled against my lips, stroking my clit in firm circles.

Bang. Bang. Bang.I startled at a loud thumping on the hotel room door.

“Room service!”

Fuck my life.