Girl Gang Group Chat
Maren
Ruth. WTF is going on?
Brooke
I second that.
Mariah
Are you really gone? I’m so confused.
Maren
I’d rather be confused than whatever the fuck Tucker is. He looks like total shit.
Brooke
Tucker looks like he hasn’t sleptin a week.
Ruth
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Ruth
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Maren
WELL?????
Ruth
Tucker is fine.
Brooke
Tucker is not even a little bit fine.
Ruth
Please just trust me. He’s fine.
Maren
Did that fucker cheat on you? Because I’ll go find him right now and cut half his dick off.
Brooke
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Brooke
Did you say half? Why would you only cut half off?
Maren
