How did you know that?
Tomás
Lucky guess
Tomás!
Tomás
Fine…
I may or may not own your building
You’re joking
Tomás
No, I recently acquired it as part of my investment portfolio
So what you’re saying is there isn’t anything wrong with my apartment?
Tomás
No, there definitely is.
It’s why I had the property manager put a temporary barricade on the door so you can’t get in it yet
Why not?
Tomás
Because I need to talk to you
I can’t believe you did that
Tomás
Don’t use that emoji
Tomás
Which one? This one?
Please
I don’t know, I’m busy
Tomás
Standing outside of your building?
Creep
Tomás
We share locations, remember?
I’ll make it quick
