Mark 16:15
I’d just been for a run and Heath climbed on me before I got dressed.
Me 16:16
Naturally.
Me 16:31
How is he?
Mark 16:39
Settled.
Still judges me constantly but he’s eating well and sleeping in all available knitwear.
Me 16:42
I noticed the hats.
Mark 16:46
He likes them.
Me 16:48
You sound proud.
Mark 16:52
I am not proud of being emotionally manipulatedby a hamster.
Me 16:55
You made him an Instagram account.
Mark 17:03
And yet somehow I still feel this relationship is unequal.
Me 17:06
Thank you for looking after him.
Mark 17:14
Always.
05 June
Mark 02:11
Your son rejected blueberry this morning.
Me 02:46
You are messaging meoffensively early.