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Mark 16:15

I’d just been for a run and Heath climbed on me before I got dressed.

Me 16:16

Naturally.

Me 16:31

How is he?

Mark 16:39

Settled.

Still judges me constantly but he’s eating well and sleeping in all available knitwear.

Me 16:42

I noticed the hats.

Mark 16:46

He likes them.

Me 16:48

You sound proud.

Mark 16:52

I am not proud of being emotionally manipulatedby a hamster.

Me 16:55

You made him an Instagram account.

Mark 17:03

And yet somehow I still feel this relationship is unequal.

Me 17:06

Thank you for looking after him.

Mark 17:14

Always.

05 June

Mark 02:11

Your son rejected blueberry this morning.

Me 02:46

You are messaging meoffensively early.