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Me 13:50

Essentially.

08 June

Me 18:04

I have just paid nine dollars for a sandwich.

Mark 18:17

Was there gold in it?

Me 18:18

Not that I could identify.

Mark 18:21

Maybe that’s the Canadian tax for politeness.

Me 18:23

At this point I’d rather they just mugged me.

Mark 18:25

Long day?

Me 18:31

Three meetings, two author meltdowns, one colleague who says “touch base” every seven minutes.

Mark 18:34

I don’t know what touch base means and I already hate him.

Me 18:35

Same.

Mark 18:37

One sec.

Mark 18:40

[Photo of Heath wedged inside a trainer]

Me 18:41

Why is he in your shoe?

Mark 18:43

I asked myself the same thing.

Me 18:44