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Me 10:02

Still counts.

Mark 20:14

Whisky happened?

Me 20:26

Yes.

Mark 20:28

To me surviving another year.

Me 20:31

To you surviving Heath.

14 June

Mark 14:06

Heath’s followers are demanding more landlord content.

Me 14:18

Landlord content?

Mark 14:20

Apparently that’s me now.

Me 14:21

I saw the comments.

Mark 14:22

Internet strangers are alarmingly invested in my abs.

Me 14:27

Can’t imagine why.

Mark 14:31

Oh?

Me 14:33

Don’t let it go to your head.

Mark 14:35

Too late. I’ve become very popular with middle-aged women in Ohio.