I’m basically an influencer now.
Me 17:25
A phrase that made me physically recoil.
Mark 17:27
Someone in the comments called me “the hot hamster dad”.
Me 17:31
I’m sorry?
Mark 17:32
Exactwording.
Me 17:34
The internet was a mistake.
Mark 17:36
You sound annoyed.
Me 17:40
I am annoyed on behalf of society.
Mark 17:41
Not on behalf of the hamster dad?
Me 17:46
Especially not on behalf of the hamster dad.
Mark 17:48
Sure.
Mark 19:09
What are you doing?
Me 19:11
Still at the office.
Mark 19:12
It’s gone midnight here.
Me 19:14
And yetyou’re texting.
Mark 19:16