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I’m basically an influencer now.

Me 17:25

A phrase that made me physically recoil.

Mark 17:27

Someone in the comments called me “the hot hamster dad”.

Me 17:31

I’m sorry?

Mark 17:32

Exactwording.

Me 17:34

The internet was a mistake.

Mark 17:36

You sound annoyed.

Me 17:40

I am annoyed on behalf of society.

Mark 17:41

Not on behalf of the hamster dad?

Me 17:46

Especially not on behalf of the hamster dad.

Mark 17:48

Sure.

Mark 19:09

What are you doing?

Me 19:11

Still at the office.

Mark 19:12

It’s gone midnight here.

Me 19:14

And yetyou’re texting.

Mark 19:16