I can’t help myself. “Let me guess. ‘Are you a pickpocket?’ ” Jack rolls his eyes and I flash him my widest smile.
“I don’t get it,” Greg says.
“Never mind,” Jack continues smoothly. “Knowing that Cassidy’s a writer, I might try...” He squints at me for a moment before taking my hand and staring deeply into my eyes. “Your eyes are like an open book, and I can’t wait to dive into this page-turner.”
Greg hoots.
“You got the cheesy part right,” I tell him as our appetizers arrive.
“It’s a gift,” he says simply, releasing my hand so Man Bun can set down my salad.
“Speaking of, how’s the book progress?” Greg asks, grabbing a roll from the breadbasket and tearing off a hunk with his teeth. “When are you gonna let us read some?”
“You’re writing a book?” Jack says in surprise, and my stomach plummets like one of those rides that drops you twenty stories. This is dipping dangerously close to him learning actual, personal details about my life.Knowing the real me.
“Um,” I hedge, trying to figure out how to respond without offering more information than necessary. Christine grimaces and mouths “Sorry” at me. “Sorta? I’m not really ready to talk about it yet,” I say vaguely, scanning the dining room for a diversion.Aha!Man Bun is retreating. I grab him by the elbow before he can. “Sorry, could I get another glass of wine?”
His eyes flick to the nearly full glass in front of me, so I grab it and knock back half its contents in one aggressive swallow.
He eyes me and I eye him right back, daring him to saysomething. He gets the message. “Sure thing.”You just earned yourself a hefty tip, pal.“Can I freshen any other drinks while I’m at it?”
“Sure, I’ll have another... what was this?” Jack asks me, pointing to his nearly empty tumbler.
“An old-fashioned.”
“Ah. How fitting.” He smirks and turns to Greg. “Did Christine put you through the ringer too? How many of your dates did dear old dad have to chaperone?”
I lock eyes with Christine in a panic as Greg echoes, “Chaperone?”
“Oh, he wouldn’t remember,” Christine intervenes, leaping to my rescue. “Anyway, that’s really more of a Cass thing. She’s pretty traditional.”
Greg looks bewildered. “Sincewhen?”
She shushes him. “Eat your salad.”
“She just means I prefer to date men who open doors and pull out chairs,” I clarify, and on this, I realize Betty and Cassidy are in agreement. “Respectful, old-fashioned courtship. Is it so wrong to want that?”
“I’ve always treated you respectfully, haven’t I, honey?” Greg says, squeezing Christine’s thigh playfully.
She snorts. “Sure, yeah. When we’re in bed and you have to fart, you face your butt the other way.”
Greg looks to Jack for backup. “I think that’s pretty considerate.”
Maybe double-dating with these two wasn’t the best idea.
“Well, I find your principles refreshing,” Jack says to me, suppressing a smile. “I like a woman who knows what she wants.”
Of course he does.I close my eyes and count to ten. When that doesn’t do the trick, I repeat it in Spanish.
“As fun as it is fun to watch Cass squirm, I’d rather put you on the hot seat, Jack,” Christine redirects quickly, sensing my impending meltdown. “We already know all of her secrets.”
Jack straightens, lacing his fingers and turning them inside out in a fake stretch. “Is this where the sibling interrogation comes in? I came prepared to be grilled.”
“Excellent, so the arm-twisting I’d planned on won’t be necessary.” She grins and shushes me with a hand, ignoring my protestations. “So Jack, in the event Greg and I both die, Cassidy will gain custody of our kids. Therefore, it’s important for us to know what kind of father figure you’ll be.”
Omigod. I drop my head into my hands and wish for a swift death.
“I completely understand,” Jack says, nodding solemnly. I can’t believe he’s playing along with her shenanigans. “I take that responsibility seriously, so ask away.”
