Victoria: What’s happening here? Whose shoulder are we dislocating? Who are we shooting??!
Brennan: Did you hear that, Eoghan?
Eoghan: I think someone sneaked into our text chat, Brennan. I heard *something* but it might have been a ghost
Brennan: Makes sense
Victoria: Okay, okay
Victoria: I’m sorry!
Brennan: There it goes again. It’s like someone I know talking to me… long distance.
Victoria: *pouts*
Victoria: I am technically a ninety-minute drive away
Victoria: Nobody was there. Does that make it better?
Eoghan: Nobody was somewhere, Brennan
Brennan: Makes sense
Brennan: Especially when our baby sister got married and DIDN’T EVEN TELL US
Victoria: You knew!
Eoghan: If we’d known, then we’d have been there
Brennan: That’s kind of how invitations work
Victoria: *sobs* Don’t be mean!
Brennan: Weren’t we the ones ghosted, Eoghan?
Eoghan: Affirmative
Eoghan: Anyway, Shay was there
Brennan: So, that’s a lie then. About nobody being there?
Eoghan: And Maxim must have needed a witness
Victoria: Okay, okay, okay!!!!! I get it. I suck. I’m the worst sister in the universe and I know I’m going to hear this same conversation x four more brothers
Victoria: BUT I had a reason for it
Brennan: Which was?
Victoria: Aside from wanting him, I wanted his name
Eoghan: Do tell
Victoria: I’m his wife now. That comes with power
Brennan: Being our sister comes with power
Victoria: I love you guys. You ARE my brothers. But nobody else knows that.
