Victoria: Holy fuck, I wanted sex tonight, but you just put yourself in the doghouse and Salome can sleep with me!
Victoria: ‘I’M A BUSY MAN’
Victoria: Like, what? My schedule’s chopped liver?!
Maxim: Charlie can sleep downstairs and I can sleep in my bed. With my wife. In our bedroom. In our house
Victoria: No way. Not until you apologize
Maxim: Apologize for what?!
Victoria: Firstly, you talked to my sisters without me
Maxim: I went to eat breakfast!
Victoria: You knew I wanted you to wait. That it was something I wanted to deal with on my own. But YOU ignored my wishes. I let it go because I understand you’re protective, but if anyone has the right to be pissy here, IT’S ME.
Victoria: Then, you go no contact since I came back to Poughkeepsie.
Victoria: What the fuck is that about?
Victoria: THEN, out of the blue, you click your fingers and think I’LL OBEY?! HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am SOOOO not that kind of woman and you know that
Maxim: You’re overreacting
Victoria: *snorts* Way to not get into my panties for the next YEAR
Maxim: Victoria
Victoria: Maxim
Maxim: Did I hear correctly that you think a certain professor is hot?
Victoria: What are you talking about?
Maxim: Kill order incoming…
Victoria: This is a joke, right?
Maxim: You know better than to think I joke about these things
Victoria: Well, now I’m just confused.
Victoria: The distraction didn’t work though. I’m going to CHOOSE to believe that was a joke because otherwise I need to scream and I’m in the middle of a lecture so that won’t go down well.
Victoria: And…
Victoria: Apologize
Maxim: I refuse to apologize for wanting the best for you
Victoria: I decide that. Apologize for ignoring my wishes.
Maxim: For fuck’s sake, FINE. I’m SORRY. Happy now?
Victoria: No, actually. I’m not happy.
Victoria: What’s wrong with you? Why are you being like this?!
