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“Of course not,” Langton interjects. “What does this have to do with?—”

“Because I think your unrequited passion for Nietzsche is obscenebutworthy of philosophical debate.”

His eyes narrow at the laughter from the stands my statement triggers. “I’ll speak to you after the lecture, Ms. Vasov.”

It’d be wrong to hope he throws me out of the class, wouldn’t it?

Regardless, my smile is sweeter than taffy.

Worth it.

FIFTY-ONE

GIRLS JUST WANNA RULE THE WORLD

Victoria: Pros and cons of car oral

Wynter: Is the penis possessor’s car (assuming this is Maxim?) stick or automatic?

Victoria: What does that have to do with anything?

Victoria: Of course it’s Maxim!

Victoria: (He has zero hobbies. That’s weird, isn’t it?)

Wynter: Hard knobs that aren’t penises digging into you

Wynter: Well?

Wynter: (I guess? Men like him lead high-pressure lives. Any time spent not fixated on work could bring about mistakes, which may devolve into terrible consequences)

Victoria: I don’t know if his car is a stick or automatic. Every time I see him, he has a different one

Wynter: Do you want to get caught?

Victoria: Maybe

Wynter: You’re such a risk-taker lol

Victoria: Says you! You’re thinking about the ins and outs so that means you’ve done it

Wynter: *blushes*

Wynter: Also… ins and outs. Hehe. Get it?

Victoria: What are you? Twelve?

Wynter: Actually, I’m older than you but I’m YOUNG AT HEART

Victoria: *snorts*

Wynter: It sucks if the car has a large dash too. It’s hard to get into it when all these gizmos are digging into you

Victoria: That makes sense

Wynter: Like, I have to concentrate on not gagging

Victoria: Oh, I never thought about that