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Zach: I’m going to beat the crap out of you later

Pecan: ONLY IF YOU CATCH ME

Pecan:

Shay: That’s you, Pecan. Hot air

Pecan: Ouch!

Denny: Who’s CHARLIE?!

Victoria: My dog

Victoria: Huh

Victoria: That’s kinda cool, Callan.

Callan: Right? I thought you might like it. I’m not for gender stereotyping, but Salome’s power is her femininity. Evil woman or femme fatale… I think it’s kinda downplaying her if you name a dog after her

Callan: But that’s just my take

Lex: Wow. You’re right, Callan!

Callan: I am?

Callan: I mean, yeah!

Lex: I hated that Christians vilified her as an evil woman

Callan: Same

Callan: And if you ever want her to hang out with other dogs, then Rocket’s always down for a playdate!

Pecan: Who’s Salome?

Shay: Google her. You’ll find it interesting

Zach: Pecan, read it when you’re on the throne later, bud. You still haven’t packed

Pecan: I resent that

Pecan: Even if you’reright

Denny: Pecan, I told you to pack three times yesterday. I don’t believe you

Pecan: Stop yelling at me! My head still hurts after you guys drank me under the table at The Dive last night

Shay: How’s your head, Zach?

Zach: I’ll live

Wynter: So stoic *snorts*

Denny: Guys, we gotta go. Our ride’ll be here soon and I obviously have to stand over Pecan and watch him PACK

Callan: I told you I’d drive you

Denny: And I told you that that was kind of you but I’m not wasting your time when you have to get ready for your own flight