Shay: Sit next to you, Denny?
Denny: Yep, Chaos Puppy’s abandoned me so you can keep me company
Callan: Hardly abandoned, Denver. I’ll return
Denny: Yes, AFTER I leave for Spain
Lex: Aren’t you technically abandoning him then?
Pecan: She’s abandoning all of us
Victoria: Lol, you guys are so dramatic. I love it. I might come and watch. The last time I dragged Maxim along, he let me blow him in thecar
Callan:
Wynter: That’s what she looked like, Callan, yeah
Callan: OMG, it’s happening again! Why does everyone talk about their sex lives in front of me?!!!!
Zach: Technically, it’s in front of everyone
Shay: I didn’t need to know any of that, Victoria
Victoria: Sure you did. You need to get some yourself, Mr. Monk
Victoria: I had my hair done with Inessa, my older sister. I have sooo many curls right now. They’re made for tugging!
Shay:
Denver: I still can’t believe you’re married
Denver: But DM me. I think we need girl talk
Zach: Oh, boy
Pecan: I still haven’t met this husband of yours, Victoria. Is he treating you right? If he’s attending the game, then I’m pretty sure me and the boys can work out a way to hit him in the stands
Victoria: Nah, I love him. Plus, he’s got a great face. No offense, you guys, but I like all his cartilage where it’s supposed to be.
Denny: Once they’re in the NHL, that’s when the cartilage quakes, Victoria. I’m dreading the day one of them gets slap-shot there
Lex: That’s not entirely true. My ex used to play college hockey. He broke his nose on game day
Denny: On the ice?!
Lex: I whacked him with my purse when I found out he was cheating on me
Victoria: I need details. STAT.
SIXTY-FOUR
GIRLS WHO SLAY TOGETHER, STAY TOGETHER
“Holy fuck, what’s happening, V?”
I grimace. “I shouldn’t have worn these shoes.”
Wynter gapes at me. “Are you for real? This is more important than shoes!”
