Oh.
Emm.
GEEE.
I just realized that I might not only see the actors but what if I TALK TO ONE. I might actually meet Harrison, Emma, and therealreal Charlie. *Mind blown emoji*
What if I bump into Emma over bagels and lox? What would I even say?
What do you think they’re like in real life? I mean, I know everything in the media is manufactured to be interpreted a certain way, but I always felt like the main three, the Intrepid Trio, had good heads on their shoulders. They seem kind. But still, how do I even talk to them??
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS? Gosh, I just have no idea what to expect. What if I just verbal vomit and embarrass myself? What if I fall or say something offensive in British English? Tell me every offensive British word. Ever. Go.
Do you know what? I probably won’t even meet them. They probably won’t let the riffraff hang around with the elite. Heh.
Look at me freaking out for nothing.
This is all fine. I am totally fine.
Kate
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: take a breath
You’ve been writing British English for years. You’re probably more well-versed in it than I am at this point.
When in doubt, just ask to see their pants. ;p
RC
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: I AM BREATHING
HAR. HAR.
How can you make jokes at a time like this?
Kate
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: ONE WEEK!!
RC!
