HEvans: Yeah. Except now they just slide into my DMs with their, uh, suggestive selfies.
FRicci: Poor Harrison.
HEvans: I stopped checking years ago.
FRicci: Sure you did.
HEvans: Really. It’s not as exciting as it seems. How could anybody think they know me, let aloneloveme? Fame is … complicated.
FRicci: I cannot fathom.
HEvans: I’m just a nobody with a recognizable face.
FRicci: You aren’t a nobody, Harrison. Not even a little.
HEvans: And anyway. George’s love for William was unshakable. He certainly wouldn’t be moved by fan mail.
FRicci: They were the real deal, weren’t they?
HEvans: A romance of the ages.
FRicci: So sad they had to be “business partners” for so many years.
HEvans: At least George got to see their love recognized in his time. Have you seen his Wiki page recently?
FRicci: You didn’t.
FRicci: Oh my God, I just checked. “Life-long partner, lover, and best friend.” Harrison, that is so sweet.
HEvans: It was nothing.
FRicci: It’s not nothing, Harrison. Not even a little.
