Break a minor law.(One where nobody gets hurt.)
Stand up to anybody the next time they make a comment about my body.(I will die before sharing this with anybody, but just in case, I am going to be safe and not use anybody’s name.)
Have mind-blowing, multiple toe-curling orgasms, forget-my-own-name sex.
Enjoy sex with a partner.
Have a superhot make-out session.(This would be far easier if I could just get out of my own damn way.)
Get dressed up in a fancy gownand feel beautiful.
Dance with ahotguy.
Go to the annual Winter Ball with ahotdate.(Obviously, this is the least likely to happen and therefore at the end of the list, but we will call it a Reach Goal.)
Just writing this all out,I have no idea if I will be able to do even half of these, even with my modifications.
Who am I kidding ... I just want to be normal. I just want a brain that works like it’s supposed to.
If found, please burn and pretend you never read this. Just kidding, this list will never be found because I will never let it be pried from my clenched fist!
I need to burn this list before anybody finds it ...
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