wow look at you singing his praises
Me
I am always ready to praise the greatest president of the modern era.
Trouble
Just a president? Or the man who made you come out to your parents at eleven years old
I shake my head at my phone, still smiling.
Me
He inspired me and I developed a crush. I don't see the problem.
Trouble
I still can't believe you cried when he won, Callahan. And at that age?
Me
I was moved by the democratic process.
Trouble
and the posters?
Me
Posters on walls were all the rage back then.
Trouble
The poster was on your wall until you were HOW old?
I catch myself smiling like a complete idiot at my phone.
Me
The poster represented an era of political hope. I'm not apologizing for it.
Trouble
Riiight. nothing to do with his gorgeous face.
Me
The man is objectively handsome and perfect. This is notcontroversial.
Trouble
He really is Must be the ears
Me
You know what they say about men with big ears.
I press my mouth together and wince. I am a composed man, so I am not going to examine the fact that I just made an innuendo about a former president's ears to a girl at two in the morning, over text.
