“How are you a doctor?” he asked. “Do you say things like that to your patients?”
“Depends on the patient,” she replied with a smile.
“I’d better go,” said Hassan. “Don’t you be putting crazy ideas in his head.” He pointed at Sarah.
“Yes, Dad!” she replied. “You can leave now, and Mummy will talk to Kieran.”
Kieran chuckled. They’d done this act before, as if they were his parents. Sarah might be the same age as him, and a hot mess, but she was better than his own mother, although that was a low bar.
“Don’t listen to anything she says,” said Hassan. “Call me before you do anything that involves Derek. Promise me?”
Kieran rolled his eyes. He loved how protective of him Hassan was, but he needed delusion right now, not his logical bestie who would say it was a terrible idea to fuck his former stepdad. Kieran already knew that. He needed someone who thought it was a brilliant idea, and that was Sarah.
“Have a good day at work,” said Kieran, not committing to anything.
Hassan narrowed his eyes and glared once more at Sarah before leaving. She was about to say something when Kieran held up his hand. As expected, Hassan walked back in, making out he’d left something behind. Kieran struggled to not burst out laughing. After a bit of a production, he left. They waited a couple of minutes, and when they were sure he was gone, Kieran turned to Sarah.
“I need your help,” he said.
“For what?”
“I want to fuck my stepdad... well, former stepdad... orshould it be my mum’s ex... you know what, I just want to fuck Derek. Let’s go with that.”
She squealed and clapped her hands, jumping up and down. “Is he interested?”
Kieran nodded. There was no doubt about it. Why else would he have gotten hard?
“Ooh. Tell me everything.”
“He caught me bent over in my jock, and when I looked, he was hard. I offered to help him out, and he ran off all flustered.”
“Yeah, he’s definitely into you, but probably stopped himself for some moral reason. So, you don’t hate the man anymore?”
“I wouldn’t say Ilikehim, but I don’thatehim. It’s pretty messed up, and I know it would just be a one-off, but this has been my fantasy ever since I was a teenager.”
“Why would it only be a one-off?”
Kieran snorted. “Yeah, right. Are you taking the piss?”
“No, Kieran, any guy would be lucky to have you.”
Before he could say anything, she’d pulled him into a hug. Kieran didn’t do relationships. It wasn’t because he didn’t want one, but he wasn’t the type of guy who was someone’s boyfriend. He was just a cute face and a good body for people to fuck, and he was fine with that. There was no point in getting his hopes up for more from anyone, and he’d come to that realisation years ago.
“Any tips for getting the man into bed?” he asked, breaking the hug, and to move the conversation on.
“He owns a sex club, doesn’t he?”
Kieran nodded.
“It’s easy, then. Go to the club and let him see you taking other men into the dark room.”
“I don’t want to fuck other guys right now.”
He was still feeling antsy about Domtop69and had no interest in being with anyone else other than Derek. Oncehe’d scratched that itch, he’d be able to get back out there, like he had before.
“You don’t have to fuck anyone else. Just make it look like you want to.”
“I did that before, and he didn’t bite.”
